Billy: Dude, are you alright!?
Charlie: Yeah, my knee just shattered... I'll be FINE Mr. Shooting Star Press...
Billy: Good... **Puts on the figure four**
Charlie: AHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
John: You are getting very sleepy...
Paul: I am getting very sleepy...
John: When I snap my fingers, you will give RVD a push or be fired...
Paul: When you snap your fingers, I will give RVD a push or be fired...
John: **Snap** So Paul, how do you feel?
Paul: I feel the strange urge to be fired because I feel something is impossible...
God and The Undertaker - The newest WWE Tag Team!
Taker: Damn John, you're light as hell... Wait a minuite... **Looks down** CHAVOOOO!
Holly: What time is it?
JBL: It's... **CRASH**
JBL does his best Brock Lesnar being cut impression...
-OR-
Bradshaw lost the top part of his hat, so he had to settle for the brim...
God: Me I hate those guys...
Carlito: Stealing my apples... Now that's not coo'... Like me... Carlito... Caribbean... Cool...
Kurt: Ooo... Pretty lights
Rey: I must return to my home planet. They need me.
**Rey rises off the screen very jerkily**
Rey: WOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! **SPLAT**
Who's got who? We'll never know... And we don't WANT to know... Believe me...
Carlito: This title and chain combination is soo coo'...
Stacy Keibler returns to SmackDown!... Only to steal Eddie's car...
Eddie: Yo esse... You want to get some Latino HEEEEE... Aw fuck it... I'm not as good as I used to be...
(Seconds later)
Luther: Oh yeah... OH YEAH! DO IT TO ME BABY!
Kurt: YEAH BITCH! SWALLOW!
Eddie: Muh ma muh muf...
Mark: Yeah bitch, eat that cupcake!
Kurt: Wait! Wait! I
DIDN'T do it! I didn't shoot Bambi!
Big Show: YES YOU DID YOU MONSTER!!!!!