Kurt (Now): Damn my hair was long back then... I looked like a fucking hippy!
Rock liked to play "Penis Puppet" with his girlfriend... Only he forgot that he was on PPV... Live... Infront of 20,000 people...
Rock: Oh shit! Wake up!
Girlfriend: Oh...
Kurt saw the future of JBL... And Kurt couldn't hold it in anymore...
JR: BAHGAWDSTOMPINAMUDHOLEWALKINITDRY!
Rock: I BELIEVE I CAN SHOOT! I BELIEVE I CAN MAKE YOU TAP!
And thus, the Crapshooter is born...
King: Oh my God he ripped his head off!
Kurt: Can't... Breath... Need... Inhaler...
Rock: Oh suck it up you pussy! **Punch**
God shows herself to Rock...
Rock: Oh... My... God...
Thank GOD for Kurt's leg...
Kurt Angle - American Hero... Olympic Champion... WWF Champion... Dumbass...
Cameraman: It's upside down!
Kurt: Wha?