Kidman: Oh shit, was that supposed to bend like that?
Haas: Not your fault man. Jackie insisted on the "wild bronco" last night, so I pulled my groin a bit.
Kidman: Yeah I hear ya man. Torrie always tells me to try the "Lone Ranger" when I ask her for sex, but I ignore her so I don't seem stupid.
Haas:
Paul: John, this vase didn't work like I told you. Just hit me or throw me or something.
Heidenrich:
Paul: Okay fine, the Yankees are going to lose tonight. You'll get your 5 bucks.
Heidenrich:
Paul: Okay seriously, I don't want to see Little Johnny!
Heidenrich:
JBL: Okay Bob, are you sure you really want to whack me? *pulls down zipper*
Bob: We don't have that kind of talk in Alabamy! *whack with chair*
JBL takes his prejudice to new heights when he imitates Napoleon Bonaparte getting his ass kicked in a France house show.
Orlando: Wow, it sure was nice of John to give me this diamond necklace for my girlfriend. I wonder why that spotlight is shining on me though...
Voice over Loudspeaker: STOP RIGHT THERE, WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!
JBL: Haha, stupid Virgil.
CCC: I wore my prettiest shirt for you, Rey. You can't hear me because of the chloroform, but I just love watching you sleep. You are the stuff that Catholic priests dream of. *sigh*
All: The field goal is good! The Patriots win their 5th straight superbowl and now have a 89 game winning streak!
Luther: So 'Esse', is this how they did things down in South Central LA?
Eddie: I'm technically American, but I consider myself Mexican.
Luther: Oh okay, in that case, we'll treat you just like the Mexican police.
BONUS PIC:
Angle was wearing only part of a tunic to get the proper feel of the biblical David vs. Goliath story.