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Originally Posted by asphyXy
Ozzy's success is due to Tony Iommi and Randy Rhoads.
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How metal was created: A bunch of talented guys got together and decided to play music different from anything else at the time. The problem was that noone of them could sing, so they hired the first coked out hobo they could find to front the band. Black Sabbath was born.
How retards think metal was created:
"Hello, I'm Ozzy Osbourne. I'm really bored. I think I'll create a new kind of music and call it metal."
*shoots lightning from his hands and Black Sabbath appears*
"Right, now o give these guys talent."
*shoots lightning and the groups releases several albums*
"Hmmm, now for the rest of world"
*shoots lightning and every band in every form of metal comes into existence*
[20 something years later]
"Sharoooooooon! I'm bored as fook. I think I'm gonna start another form of music."
Sharon: "That's nice, Ozzy."
*Ozzy shoots lightning from his hands and Korn appear before him*
Ozzy: "Go forth and spread pesitilence across the land. Let there be 1000000000 bands exactly like you."