Return of the Stupid Noob... Some of the captions suck, but it's me doing them, so what d'ya expect?
Chavo: Kurt, you do the point like this. Now, all you need is to do is trade in the white and blue for yellow, and start saying "Brother" and you'll have the Hogan impression down.
Eddie is cautious, his nephew has a reputation for whipped cream in the hand tricks.
Kurt: YOUR DOING IT ALL WRONG! You're supposed to look to the LEFT!
Stolen Joke Alert: Nick Patrick wonders how he's going to limbo through this...
Chuck: Nothing's gettin' me off this mat, see!
Benoit: Wanna bet!
Worst. Sunset Flip Powerbomb Attempt. Ever.
Heyman proves that you can be cocky even when you have a jawbreaker in your mouth.
Benoit's hope for a push diminished when Heyman announced that Kevin Sullivan was booking the Royal Rumble.
The Bashems ask the ref if Sullivan would like them. The response didn't please one of them very much.
The Bashems are tired of being confused with the Bushwackers.
Shaniqua: Hey, is that Rhyno Selling Popcorn over there?
The Bashem's tell Eddie about Rhyno's new job, but he doesn't believe him.
Chavo: Hey look! Rhyno's selling popcorn now!
Eddie: Damn, holmes. Vince must REALLY hate him!
The Basham tries to negotiate a trade: A Bag of Popcorn for Eddie's leg...
He then puts his Eddie doll away while the Ref buys a bag of popcorn for him. Shaniqua then notices the doll coughing up a quarter...
The thought of Eddie coughing up free money excites the Bashem more than the Popcorn did, so he tries to squeeze him dry.
Upon realizing that he no longer has money in him, the Bashem's find themselves hungry again...
Chavo: Rhyno's in D Section, now!
Patrick: DAMMIT! Two Popcorns, and QUICK!
Chavo: Where's those 2 quarters I gave you to keep for a minute? I need them to help Rhyno pay his Rent.
Eddie: I spit 'em out sometime, I can't remember
Chavo didn't take the news very well.
Distraught, Chavo takes his car out to be unupholstered (sp?). Rhyno's gonna need a blanket, this evening...
A-Train asked John what would improve his image. When John proposed Man-scaping, A-Train got upset. Needless to say, Rapper's Eye for the Ape Guy ended after one episode.
Cena: I can't carry your burden, Mr. Frodo, but I can carry you!
The Cruiser's huddle close together as the impending doom of their pushes approaches.
Rey: I CAN'T LOOK!
After being spotted, Rhyno the popcorn man stopped coming to ringside, and people were getting upset...
Tajiri was surprised, apart from blindness, Black Mist seems to have the side effect of making a woman's breasts larger...
Tajiri rates Nidia on a scale from 1-10, 10 being a Total babe, and 1 being Mae Young.
Nidia wants an autograph from the singer of Mushroomhead, but Jamie isn't too sure of that idea...
Show coughs up a referee while Bob pretends to do Chin-ups
Bob missed the irony of him hitting Show with a "No Sucking Allowed" sign.
Show Changed the combination on the folding chair lock from 1111 to 1112, and it left Bob COMPLETELY stumped.
Bob: Hey, can I get some popcorn? Where ya going? Rhyno, is that you?
Brock mocks Bob, because he just got the last bag of Popcorn.