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Old 10-20-2004, 02:27 AM   #72
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Originally Posted by Rock Bottom
You are the new "Heart Break Kid," and you are like 5 years old. You strut into the ring waving to the fans, and luring your opponents in with childish cuteness. When they get close enough, you bite their penises and shake them ferociously like chew-toys, and spit them out into the crowd. And then you urinate on them and run to the back. Then you tell your mom that they hit you. So they call the police. And the cops arrive and file a police report. And in the police report, you're all like, "He was coming at me! I was so scared!" but you snicker because you know the truth, and the truth is, you like to bite penises off.
I'm an evil little bastard huh? Can I rip the penis off instead, I mean this whole penis in mouth thing isn't really doing it for me.
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