I'll tell you something. I am absolutely in love with Lindsay Lohan. It's not the mere fact that her tits are gigantic, that's besides the point. The fact is, ever since she was in the remake of "The Parent Trap", I've absolutely been in love with her. Come on Lindsay, we're both the same age here. I'm a man...you're...a....
...woman.
Did I say that out loud? Anyway, I was the same age she was when she did Parent Trap, and I've been in love with her ever since. I love Lindsay Lohan.
