Mick Foley and Josh Mathews vs. The Real World cast, this week on RAW!
Vince: This'll bring in those ratings!
Vince's "WWE Puppet Pals" show didn't go over too well...
Nunzio: YEAH! THIS IS MY STRETCH ARMSTRONG!
Sweet Jesus Bret is ripped!
Kurt: I LOVE playing with little boys!
Rey: Yes... I see that... OH! That's a sensitive area, not so hard
Kevin Nash (At home): Zzzzap!
Eddie: OH MY LEG! I THINK MY QUAD IS TORN!
Triple H (With Nash): ... And so it begins...
Dawn: I have 3! Do I have 4? 4! Do I have... 6!? Okay! I will now attempt to suck SIX at once!
Torrie: ... Shit...
Seconds later, the arena is evacuated because of Dawn's fartastic move.
Worst... Big Boot... Ever...
JR: BAHGAWDSWEETCHINMUSIC!
Orlando: Shit, that's right! I left grandma at the airport!
JBL: It's okay Orlando, I had my homies pick her up...
Orlando: Homies!?
(Somewhere in Mexico)
Guy with mask: AND STAY OUT!
Grandma Orlando: But... But...
**BOOT**
Big Show went too far when he slapped a retard who WASN'T Eugene... Or Triple H...
Nash: Zzzzap!
Kurt: OH MY LEG!
Michael Jackson's debut in the WWE...
JBL: YOU AIN'T GETTING THIS NI**BEEEEEEEEP**!
(Booker's jaw drops)
JBL: ... What?
Seconds later, Booker finally cuts someone's head off with the "Scissors Kick"...