
Miz: Hey what's this challenge, bucking hosses?
Al: ...do you have a job?

Nunzio could've picked a better time to salute his brothas

Worst. Tango. Ever

Angle: OW! WHAT THE...A CRUCIFIX?!
HHH: THATS WHAT YOU GET YOUR PLAYING POLITICS BITCH!

Angle: SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY!

Angle: So how's Operation "Cut my Lawn" going ese?
Eddie: Thats it!

"Dawn Loves Torrie" ... excellent

Dawn: STEVIE!

Booker: What are you doing man?!
Orlando: I'm the token black guy in the ring
Booker: Sorry man, I already called it
Orlando: Ah it's cool man, these things happen, do your thing homes

Orlando: Sir, Human Shield failed...

I know Coughlin is a hardass, but sending Shockey to wrestle Big Show for being 4 minutes early to practice is too much

Rey: Swing me daddy!
Kurt: Yes Child! Swing we shall!
*vince backstage*
Vince: Better call Dr. Jho...

Tinkerbell finally grew big...and damn!

JBL: This is the real belt!
Booker: KKK World Title...what the ...

Jordan: OW MY BACK!
Booker: Whats wrong bro?
Jordan: JBL keeps mistaking me for a horse, he rode me for four hours...FOUR HOURS BOOKER!
Booker: Beats Vince thinking you're a .... DAMMIT!