Al Snow: I am Al Snow dressed as Mick Foley for Halloween.
Tough Enough contestants all together: Have a nice day.
Nunzio: I reach for the sky in hopes I can win.
Ref: Don't worry, just try your best.
Chavo: Shut up, or I'll get you to reach for the sky too.
Ref: Reach for the sky like Nunzio did.
Chavo: I can't, he's holding me too tight.
Kurt Angle: I admit, my medals are fake plastics.
Angle: Do you have any hair under your mask?
Eddie: Put a smile on your face, Kurt.
Kurt:
*kick in the balls by Eddie*
Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera as guest performers for the night.
Dawn Marie: Take that you plastic boobed bitch.
Jordan: Can't believe I lost again.
JBL: That's because I am the American hero, Kerry and Bush are not.
Big Show: And that's for calling me a big giant bowling ball, punk!!!
Torrie Wilson been signed to play Tinkerbell in the 10th remake of the Peter Pan film, this is her auditioning for the role.
JBL: I am the reason you are not the champ, sucka.
Booker: Hey, stop stealing my catchphrase.