
Al Snow: Unfortunately, due to Vince's interperetation of the Diva search ratings, you're all going to put on bikinis and roll around in jello.

Chavo: So are you FBI guys faces or heels or what?
Nunzio: Who cares, I get more TV time than the Cruiserweight champion these days.

Chavo unleashes the full force of his pits at the crowd.

Ref: Dear God, there's a wire up his ass!

Kurt: Damn, Rey, you can really sell.
Rey: Your cock is in my spine you asshole!

Eddie: Let's see just who you really are Senor!

I can't even caption this, the fact that we had to sit through it just insults me too much.

Me: Booker T marks his territory.
Captioning officials: You've used that joke about ten times.
Me: Shut up!

JBL: Dammit, Virgil, can't you do anything right?
Jordan: That's it, I quit.

"Who's yo daddy?"
"Duh, I don't know..."
"Bastard!"
Angle practices for the next Olympics "Cruiser Put" event.

Who wants to toss this salad?

JBL reaches a new low by flashing Booker T in an attempt to distract him

Jordan had been taunting Booker about an inability to wipe. Booker gives him a chance to... erm, eat his words...