
Contestants: "Yeah, you wouldnt believe it, 3 of us actually have pubic hairs! Well...2 of us, the guy on the end thought he did until he peed out of it"

Kordaris: "Ah hah, your out Nunzio. Chavo said 'raise your hand', not 'Chavo said raise your hand'. Back to OVW"

*Guy in crowd*
"Chavo, do you like, scary movies?"

Kurt: "The champ is here!"
Brian: "Oh christ Kurt, you've already stolen WOOOOOO!, come up with your own material!"
Kurt: "Hey, I saw friggin, no ones ever said that before!"
Brian:

Kurt thinks, *What Michael Jackson would pay to be in my position right now*

*tickle tickle tickle*

"I'm Idaho"
"Yes, yes you are"

Torrie: "ahhh"
Dawn: "i though all the cyclones had stopped"

OJ: "Ahhhh, no booker...it smells!! IT SMELLS!!!!"

JBL: "mmmmm, your bald head, it looks like a big chocolate egg, has anyone ever said that to you Orlando?"
Orlando:

JBL: "YOU on the other hand! ewwwww"

Now thats the scariest halloween custome i've ever seen! Mae young in a torrie wilson costume!

Booker: "That's coming home with me! i want it bradshaw. i want....that hat!"

JR: "BARGAWDSCISSORSKICK!BOOKERTISGONNAWINTHISOVERAUST....say. Austin looks different. BARGAWD,AUSTIN'SSHAVEDHISBEARD!"