Vince: Who the hell was that guy? WHATEVER. Let's move on.
ACE: UMMM Vince, I hope you know you just let Billy and Chuck go. They were a tag team here once........
HHH
Ace: .......and they might sign with TNA and use that.
VINCE: TNA? What are they going to become pornstars now?
Steph: YAYYYY FOR PORNO DADDY
Vince: Yes hunny.
ACE: Okay, well, Rodney Mack was also on Heat this week Vince.
Vince: And Who is this now?
HHH: OHHHHHHH UHHHHHH Vince, YOU UHHHHH gave him a little Push once, but he didn't UHHHHHHH catch on with the fans UHHHHHH.
VINCE: HMMMMMM, FAILED PUSH, HEAT.....Ummmmm....
HHH: Oh and He's Black
VINCE: FIRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEED
That's........fuck, lost count
Taker
He has a wife that works here too Vince.
Vince: Which one?
Taker: Jazz
Vince: Well she doesn't work here anymore. HAHAHAHA FIIIIIIRRRRRRRREDD
JR: BLACKOUT BLACKOUT BLACKOUT.....BACK THE MACK........BAH GAWD IT'S JAZZ, WHERE''D SHE COME FROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STEPH: Daddy, JR is making me a scared.
Vince: Jesus, where is Shane with our coffee. JR needs new batteries
ACE: Okay Vince, well we need to cut someone from Velocity then.
Vince: Jesus. who the fuck made these shows?
STEPH
VINCE: Alright let me see that list......
**Vince Closes eyes and puts his finger on one of the names...
VINCE: OKAY.. JOHNNY STROMBOLI......YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIRED
HHH: Stromboli
WAIT
........ I NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO BURY HIM
DAMMIT.
TAKER: OH, I GOT HIM
HHH: Alright
VINCE: PHEWWWW, I'm Tired. Okay, One More Guys. Who Shall It Be?
Taker: Y2J's Not Cutting the Mustard UHHHHHHHHHH.
VINCE: NO NO NO, Benoit is pretty good.
JR: RABBBID WOLVERINE.....HE'S FINALLY DONE IT...FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Rico walks in w/ Miss Jackie
Rico: Hi, Excuse me Vince, but there was a little problem with my pay check this week. You see, I'm suppossed to get $2,000 more.
*
Vince looks at check
VINCE:
What? We are paying you this much?
RICO: It's the Bare Minimum Vince.
Vince: Oh Well in that case......LET'S MAKE IT EVEN LESS. I don't know who you are, BUT YOU'RE FIRRRRRRREEEEEDDDD......
But let the girl stay here.
Rico leaves crying
Steph: DADDY IS THE GREATEST DADDY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
HHH
Did you see that guy? He looked LIKE A FAG.
Ace: It was his gimmick Hunter. It was actually over too.
HHH: WAS OVER
JR: UNORTHODOX STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!STRANGE ONE THAT RICO!!!!!!!!
Vince: Okay Boys, that's it for today. I'll see all of you later.
*
Everyone leaves except Vince and Miss Jackie
*
4 minutes later in the same room
VINCE: Oh Yeah, Who's the Genetic Jackhammer Baby?
Miss Jackie: *cough cough* you are Mr. McMahon
END OF DAY.