Have't read jack. Here goes nothing...
In the UPN version of the story, Peter Pan returns and battles a black Smee in order to get his hands on captain hook.
There was only one way to truly test if the kids were Tough Enough... administer the Halitosis Endurance Test.
Angle: "Damn, Hunter got here fast."
Big Show: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU BROKE... TABLE-Y!!!!! YOU MONSTER!!!"
The WWE production of
Crouching Pothead Hidden Jindrak was an amazing hit.
Heidenreich's new Austin gimmick was working great!
Heidenreich: "WATCH ME USE MY TONGUE!!!! LAAAAA!!!!"
Haas: "Oh no, please don't let--hey, it really IS a
little Johnny..."
Naturally, Torrie goes for the biggest cock.

Booker poses after JBL accidentally walks into Hunter's Cruiserweight Snare Trap.