[Aussie Skier]

Originally Posted by Kapoutman Joel Gertner, presenting himself before Anarchy Rulz 2000: "And well, well, well. I'm here in St. Paul, Minnesota at Anarchy Rulz, and when they ask me for pearl necklaces, I show them the Family Jewels. I've made so many women so wet I could fill Olympic-sized swimming pools; and I have so much carnal knowledge, I could open my own chain of schools. For I'm the quintessential studmuffin, Joel "I've been everywhere in the United States, east west up and down, but the chicks in Minnesota are the hottest girls around. I've been with white. I've been with black. I've been with red, yellow, and brown, and if it wasn't for contraception, I'd have 27 children in this town" Gertner." Back when Kurt Angle won King of the Ring, he was backstage, speaking to Funaki: "I am your King. That is like your Emperor, or Head Ninja."

gertner's funny, but head ninja, HAHAHA, Kurt's such a nerd! lol