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JR: "X-Pac might only be 222 pounds, but his heart weighs 300."
Lawler: "And if you could hit somebody with your heart, maybe he'd win once in a while."
"That's about as legitimate as a three-legged donkey...which as we all know is illegitimate because donkeys have four legs." - Lance Storm
"When he found out he was going to be on Nitro tonight, he said 'I'm so excited, I feel like I'm four feet tall.'" - Heenan about a Midget Tag Match
Lawler: "Helen Hart is the only person I know who has an autographed copy of the Bible. When Cain killed Abel, she was on the jury!"
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