I don't want to lose this.
(In the year 2160, in the WWSFLUJHSE. [WWE's new name])
(A random fan walks up to Shane McMahon IV.)
Random Fan: Hi Mr. McMahon. I was wondering how you thought of Triple H, who was around for half of the 21st century in the, then, WWE.
Shane McMahon IV: Who?
Random Fan: You know, the guy who held the title 35 times? One time for 8 years? The guy who was in something called DX? The guy who...
Shane: OHHHH! I remember now! My great grandfather bought the company off him on his death bed! Yeah! He always said he was an asshole. We don't talk about him.
Fan: No? He was such a big part of your company.
Shane: Yeah, that's why we had to fiddle with the record books to have him striken from the records. You know all those title reigns? We've distributed them among Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit, Booker T, Rob Van Dam, and Kurt Angle.