BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
ROCK:
"Whose gonna win the hell in a cell at armegeddon. Is it gonna be Rikishi? *Talks like Rikishi* 'I did it, for the Rock, I did it, for the people, I did it, for the' Ahhhh SHUT UP YOU THRONG WEARING FATTY!
Or is it gonna be Kurt Angle. *talks like Kurt Angle* 'Hi I'm kurt Angle and I'm going to home home and have a big glass of milk and a chocolate biscuit. Then afterward, I'm gonna talk three viagra.'
Or is it gonna be the deadman, the undertaker. *Talks like the undertaker* 'Rest, IN, PEACE!'
Or is it *talks like HHH* gonna be the gaaammmmmeea. In the middle of the Ringgggga. And i've got a two dollar slut for a wifeeeeea!'
Or is it gonna be *puts on a redneck hat and talks like austin* 'Stone cold steve austin. I'm gonna get in my pickup truck, drink some stevewisers, listen to some backstreet boys and thats the bottom line' cos the great one said so!"
MAGIC!!!!!!!
I also loved the Rock's work with Coach.
Rock: "So what are you gonna do coach, go home, listen to some music. Coach, whos your favourite musician"
Coach: "barrry mmanill...."
Rock: "WHAT?"
Coach: "Barry Manilow, I like Barry Manilow"
Rock: "Ok coach, would you like to sing, some Barry Manilow. Wait a minute, people, would like to hear coach sing barry manilow?"
Coach: *agrees* "At the copa, copa cobana, the hottest spot north of havana here at the copa" *rock talks the mic away from Coach and breaks it by accident. Coach sings again, "At the copa, copa cobana, the hottest spot north of havana here at the copa"
Rock: "Sweet jesus, what the hell was that Coach"
LOL
and when Rock made Coach dance the Charleston, then kicked him in the arse, LOL!