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Ultimate Warrior would be housed in an asylum.
Orlando Jordan would be that guy on the streets of South Central who came up and washed your windshield while you were waiting at a red light.
Billy and Chuck would be married.
Tyson Tomko would be a goat.
Spike Dudley would be the Emperor of France.
Nunzio would be on The Sopranos.
Luther Reigns would be a prison guard.
Rikishi would be a hired valet driver.
Austin would be a wifebeater.
Ric Flair would be a ride operator.
Batista would be a bodybuilder.
And Brock Lesnar... say it with me... would be an actual NFL player.
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