Bill Cosby hasnt been out in the sun for a while.
Triple H: I LOVE YOU, SLIM, WOULD COULD HAVE BEEN TOGETHER, THINK ABOUT IT.
In the ring, the Hoss Impression contest continues, as Randy Orton mistakes it as a Horse Impression contest.
Randy: ...is that...Paco?
Chiota: Randy, get Down
Orton: Its OK, I'm Superman.
Chiota: Randy, your not superman
Orton: I Am So Superman. Look at me, Red Undies...um...Red Undies
Oh Boy, Little Scotty has always wanted to play "Pin the Period on the Carnie"
Tomko: Oh Shit, the Iraqis are attacking from the sky....Operation Human Shield GO!
....sorry...
Shelton: ...and this Says That im not fired.
"Now if I turned my hand over, I'll see my palm? WOW"
Snitsky: So I found this baby on the front step of my house one day. So I nursed it as my own. The only weird thing is that whenever I ask him if he wants a nappy change or a warm bottle of milk, it always replies with "Im not telling you anything you dont already know"
Dean: NO, the Hurricane tried looking like me. I was Nova before he was the Hurricane.
Lady: Oh yeah? Where did your mask go?
Dean: I didnt have a mask, I wasnt a superhero.
Lady: Well where's your cape?
Dean: I WASNT A SUPER..
Lady: Well, if The Hurricane DID copy you, you should know this. Whats the 3rd line of the superhero code of conduct.
Dean:...um...Join The Simon System?
Trips: I told you, microphone beats everything.
Snitsky: Even Paper?
Neither Trips or Maria had the guts to tell him he had a leprachaun on his chin.
Trips: What d'ya mean im on the Fired List?
Y2J: Chris, What's my hand holding on to?
The Dreaded Aunt Flow makes her WWE return.