Batista (To himself): Don't look at Hunter. Don't look at Hunter. Don't look at... *Looks at Hunter* OH MY GOD! WHY DIDN'T YOU WEAR PANTS!?
Hunter: I'm gonna kill you Rand... Huh?
Batista: Nothin...
Batista tried holding back his laughter when Triple H tripped into a suggestive position on top of Bischoff.
Batista does his best Kirby impression, and it was working! He was starting to suck Randy's face off!
This is what happens when Triple H doesn't secure the invisible crucifix.
Randy: ... I believe I can fly! I believe I can...
Ref: STOP IT ALREADY! JUST JUMP!
... This is your brain watching another one of Vince's "great ideas". Any questions?
Tomko: Raise the roof BOY-EEEE!
Shelton: YEAH! I see you bitch! You're it!
Trish: These wine stains NEVER come out.
Gene: Who's a baby? Who's a baby waby wibble dibble? Bushaboo! Bushaboo!
Baby: Shut up!
Gene: It's... Not... My... FAULT! *Punt*
Simon: Eww Stevie, that's sick!
Lady: Who are you talking ab... *Goose* WHAT THE!? *Slaps Janitor*
Kane really looked diffrent since he went off to film that movie.
Edge: Does the tape exist?
Triple H: No. *Nose grows*
Edge: AH HA!
Batista (Thinking): Don't look at Hunter. Don't look at Hunter. Don't. *Peek* OH GOD DAMN IT HUNTER, PUT SOME FUCKING PANTS ON!
Triple H: Wha? *Looks down* HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN NAKED!?
Batista: Since the first fucking segment.
Triple H: OH DAMNIT! I DON'T WANT PEOPLE THINKING I'VE BEEN TAKING LESSONS FROM RIC!
Edge: Choking... Choking... Gah... Can't... Breath...
Benoit: NOW TELL ME WHERE THE GOLDEN HUNTER IS!
Edge: NEV... GAH!
Batista: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! HUNTER'S NAKED! WHO CARES!? I DON'T! I PEFER IT! IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S TAKING LESSONS FROM RIC!
Triple H (Thinking): He's next...