[The Show Off]

"TPWW Emergency Room" Emergency Room

In this "great post" of mine I will tell Paraniod Rattlesnake why no one bothered to reply to his post until me now...

THE VICTIM

An over a one hundred line post about an angle that ended over a month ago.

THE SYMPTOMS

What has the problem with this post? Sure it's a good idea, hell it's even wothy of spoofing (the highest complement) it's creative as all hell anf frankly I wish I came up with it. But where did it all go wrong? Oh I know after about the twentith line, most people are left thinking "get to the f*cking point already"

THE OPERATING TABLE

When dealing with a post that has a good and noble premise that just goes on too long there is really only one way to cure the ailment, "get to the f*cking point" don't make people read a post that ges on and on telling us what we already know, hit your point and leave, keep it simple keep it quick. And some humor in your post wouldn't kill ya.

CHANCES OF SURVIVAL

This particular editing of TPWW EMERGENCY ROOM left the readers dead bored, so it's chance of resesitation are about as good as Louie Anderson's chances with Pamela Anderson. However, there is a positive to this thread "I saved a bunch of money on Gico" That and it is a good premise, but all you have to remember is to "get to the f*cking point" next time.