Chuck Palumbo tries to get his job back by joining Tough Enough.
Torrie (Thinking): Damn Santa is HOT! No wonder mom was kissing him!
Mae: Here is your winner of the Pin the Tail on the Donkey Championship, and winner of the pink little doggie, DAWN MARIE!
Billy was having lots of fun on the WWE's Ride of Doom. Only thing is, it's programmed to cut off cruiserweight's heads.
Spike: Oh...
Ref: My...
Rey: WOOOOOOOO! *SPLAT*
Vince: Okay Hunter, *snicker* turn off the Matrix gravity.
Eddie and Rob may have been happy, but whoever was using that microphone next wasn't going to be.
Both: LASER EYES... ACTIVATE!
The bitch slap from Hell.
Kurt pulls a Heidenreich!
JR: BAHGAWDINVERTEDONEHANDEDSLEEPERLIFTUPHOLD!
Michael Cole: What?
Tazz: Yeah, what? And where the Hell did you come fr-
JR: BAHGAWD!
Kurt: Okay, okay, now lets point and laugh at the fat ass!
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!