honourable mention to The Day After Tomorrow. I can see why the south park guys wanted to make a puppet version of that before they did Team America. Absolutely ridiculous script, and terrible over dramatic acting too.
just to prove my point:
Memorable Quotes from
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Jack Hall: Professor, I think it's time you guys got out of there.
Terry Rapson: I'm afraid that time has come and gone, my friend.
Jack Hall: What should we do?
Terry Rapson: Save as many as you can.
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[as Brian works on a radio]
Police Officer: You should get some help with that.
Brian Parks: Sir, I'm the president of the electronics club, the mathematics club, and the chess club. If there is a bigger nerd in here, please point him out.
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Laura Chapman: I've got one. Best vacation?
Sam Hall: You mean besides this one?
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Laura Chapman: Everything I've ever cared about, everything I've worked for, it's all been in preparation for a future that no longer exists. I know you always thought I took the competition too seriously. You were right. It was all for nothing.
Sam Hall: No, I just said that to avoid admitting the truth.
Laura Chapman: The truth about what?
Sam Hall: About why I joined the team. I joined it because of you.
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Jeremy: Friedrich Niezsche? We can't burn that! He's one of the most important thinkers in history!
Elsa: Please! Niezsche was a syphilitic chauvinist who was in love with his own sister.
Jeremy: He was not a chauvinist!
Elsa: But he was in love with his own sister.
Brian Parks: Uh, yeah, guys? We got a whole section on tax laws down here we can burn.
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Brian Parks: [after finding a bottle of penicillin with Russian written on it] I found it!
Sam Hall: How can you tell?
Brian Parks: Because it says "penicillin" on the bottom.
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[a man suggested burning a bottle of alcohol to keep them alive]
Terry Rapson: Are you mad? That's a 12-year-old scotch.
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Jason Evans: [as he meets a gorgeous woman] Hi, I'm Jason!
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Jason Evans: What's going to happen to us?
Jack Hall: What do you mean?
Jason Evans: I mean "us"? Civilization? Everyone?
Jack Hall: Mankind survived the last ice age. We're certainly capable of surviving this one. The only question is, will we be able to learn from our mistakes?
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Jack Hall: I will come for you, do you understand me?
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J.D.: [showing the other students the museum] I couldn't let you guys leave New York without seeing the Natural History Museum.
Sam Hall: [under his breath] Of course not, it's the world's finest collection of stuffed animals.
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Helicopter Pilot: [trying to start plummeting helicopter] Come on, you ruddy bastard!
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Jack Hall: Our climate is fragile. The ice caps are disappearing at a dangerous rate.
Vice President Becker: Dr. Hall, our economy is every bit as fragile as the environment. Perhaps you should keep that in mind before making sensationalist claims.
Jack Hall: Well, the last chunk of ice that broke off was the size of Rhode Island. A lot of folks would say that was pretty sensational.
dear god
The only question is, will we be able to learn from our mistakes?
hahaha
