
The WWE had become desperate when they gave Nick Patrick Rico's space on the roster, and instructed Cena to throw Carlito into his clothesline.

John Cena: Don't worry Carlito, I'll get rid of Steven Richards!

John Cena and Nick Patrick held the United States Championship in the middle of their pose, which sort of looks like the letter "H". Suddenly the arena began to shake as the title was sacrificed to the God of RAW.

Cena's new move, "The Marine" was certainly very interesting. Cena was taken to the "Probing Room" by men in blue shirts as Agent 467 standed guard.

And here we are in the probing room.
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Brian Gerwitz took the "poop" jokes too far, and Cena now had a new finisher, The P-U.