Voice from titantron:...here we see a female horse during its mating season. As you see here, sshe approaches her victim, and forces him to the ground. Then, she forcefully attatches herself to the males reproductive organs
2nd voice: OH YEAH, ONE NIGHT IN CHYNA, BABY
Triple H: so this is what the Discovery channel is about?
Triple H: Its....not...my...fault? Gary! Wrong Cards!
Randy: WHAT DO WE WANT?
Wrestlers: MORE WORLD TITLE REIGNS IN THE NEXT THREE YEARS
Randy: WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
Wrestlers: IN THE NEXT THREE YEARS
Benoit: Play a Jigglypuff on MY Squirtle, will you?

Edge: SOMEBODY ANSWER THAT STUPID PHONE!