Lakers vs Heat game
Announcer: "Oh, and there's a hard foul by Kobe on Shaq... and oh no! Looks like they're about to go at it! Kobe's right in Shaq's face and... wait a moment, why are they smiling?? BAW GAWD Shaq just turned and LEVELED Dwayne Wade!!!! That sonofabitch! And Kobe with a clothesline to Odom, Butler, and Grant! It was a setup all along!!! Shaq with a chokeslam to Wade!!! Kobe with the SODOMIZER FROM HELL!!!! I can't believe my eyes!!!!!! Not this way! Not this way! And Shaq and Kobe raising each other's hands in the air! Look at this carnage!!!!