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(Holly Claus sits at his work station, checking his "NAUGHTY" and "NICE" lists. However, the words naughty and nice have been scratched out and replaced with the words "HAVE PAID DUES" and "HAS NOT PAID DUES". Oddly enough, the only name on the "HAVE PAID DUES" list is a certain Thurman "Sparky" Plugg. The "HAVE NOT PAID DUES" list consists of the rest of the world.)
HOLLY CLAUS: Damn, Christmas should be easy this year. I think I'll get myself a program with JBL.
(Enter a French Elf, who looks a little embarrassed.)
FRENCH ELF: Holly Claus, I'm really sorry, but I got a ticket in your sleigh. I'll pay it off if you w--
(Holly Claus flips his desk over on French Elf and begins to pummel him.)
Last edited by Anybody Thrilla; 11-29-2004 at 12:28 AM.
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