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On RAW
Evolution controls all three male titles after Armageddon.
-Triple H is facing Shawn Michaels in a Last Man Standing Match at the Rumble for the World Title.
-Ric Flair and Batista are defending against the Dudleyz at the Rumble
-I'm assuming Orton is in the Rumble
Kane and Booker T had a mini feud.
-Kane attacked Booker for no apparent reason on RAW
-Next week, he says he did it 'cause Book took his World Title shot at WMXIX.
-Both men throw their names into the Rumble
-Kane DEMOLISHES Booker on tonight's RAW
Goldberg = Gone...no wait...he's back
-Goes against Bischoff's authority, is deactivated from roster
-Is re-instated by new "Sheriff" Austin (more on that later)
Austin is the "New Sheriff in town"
-Pleads his case to the Board of Directors, is re-instated
-Has no matchmaking capabilities (which hasn't stopped him from making matches)
-Is there to uphold the rules (which, to the best I can tell so far, means driving around in an ATV and harassing Teddy Long and Evolution)
Teddy Long rules
-Mark Henry used his Survivor Series favor to get Teddy a job as G.M. for a night
-Brought back Jazz to beat the living crap out of Trish
Jericho and Trish are still at it
-Jericho has developed feelings
-Trish still doesn't trust him
-Stacy convinces Trish to let Chris down easy
-Christian convinces Y2J to forget about Trish and go out partying with him
-Trish comes to talk to Jericho, but he and Xtian already left
Three-Man Announce Team
-Apparently the Coach has joined JR and the King full-time
On SmackDown!
Brock and Hardcore
-For some reason, Holly's still getting a main-event push, and they're fighting at the Rumble
-Holly choked out Big Show with a chair during a street fight while Brock pretended to be afraid of him.
The United States Title
-Big Show hasn't defended it once
-John Cena seems to be #1 contender, but no title shot has been announced
The Guerreros split
-Kurt Angle returns to try to mend the fences
-Angle gets the two a Tag Team Title match against the Bashams
-Chavo finally turned on Eddie after the match in very "Owen Hart in '93" fashion (even though he didn't kick anyone's legs out of their...legs)
RHYNO WON A MATCH!
-Sure, it was against Funaki on Velocity, but still...
Tag Team Title picture
-The Bashams still have them, and they're dodging Scotty and Rikishi after they lost a non-title match to them.
Royal Rumble returns
-Kurt Angle and Billy Gunn will both make their in-ring returns at the Rumble.
The Crippler's pursuit
-Paul Heyman told Benoit that he'd never get a title shot while Heyman was GM
-Benoit won a match to get himself into the Rumble, circumventing this clause
-Heyman forces Benoit into a "mini Rumble" with the FBI, and he wins it
John Cena
-For some reason, now Michael Cole is offended by him...
Jamie Noble, Nidia, and...Rey Mysterio?
-I guess that black mist stuff must be pretty potent, 'cause Nidia still can't see me.
-Jamie's been using Nidia as a weapon to win matches, then blaming his opponent
-He did this against Rey, but it backfired and Rey beat him for a title shot
-Rey won the belt from Tajiri
-Rey tries to convince Nidia (in Spanish!) that Jamie's using her, but she won't listen
-Nidia is forced into a match with Tajiri for #1 contender status (Jamie was a no-show)
-Tajiri wins, and Rey makes the save afterwards
-Noble comes out and confronts Rey, taking Nidia with him
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That's all the big stuff. If I left anyone out that you're curious about, just say so.
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