Well, captioneers, here they are!
Big Show fought it, but he was no match for Luther Reigns "Kirby Power"
"Hey! I found the cream filling!"
JR: Bah God she just hit Big Show with a steel pie!
Tazz: Why do you keep showing up on SmackDown!?
JR: BAHGODRKOTHEDAMNDESTTHINGIVEEVERSEENBBQSAUCESTUNNER!
"Oh, hi there. I've just had a meeting with Vince McMahon. He's a very excitable guy".
Seriously, why wasn't this shown on Sky One's SmackDown!?
Kurt: I've got you NOW Cousin It!
Local Hero: For God's sake, I'm not HIM!
Hass: Me feel 2 boobies at once!
"I'm sorry Eddie, but this thing still smells Mexican. Go clean it till I can eat off it! Because I intend to!"
In a surprising turn of events, Undertaker saves Orlando Jordan from Benoit's anti-gravity tricks.
Torrie: Hey, I thought the French were non-violent!
Hiroku: I'm not French
Torrie: Sorry, it's just you team with Dupree, and you look like a mime artist.
Hiroku:
The reason there were so many empty seats at SmackDown: Kurt forgot his RightGuard Xtreme
Meh, they were crap.
Come on now, put me to shame.