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*Kid sits in Santa's lap*
Kid: Hi Santa!
Santa: BAHGAWDI'MSANTAWHATDOYOUWANT!?
Kid: What?
Santa: BAHGAWDWHATYOUWANTI'MSANTA! SONOFABITCH!
Kid: Wha?
Santa: BAHGAWD! BAHGAWD! BAHGAWD!
*The kid runs off.*
Kid: WAAA! SANTA'S SCARY MOMMY!
Santa: BAHGAWDWHAT'SWITHHIM!?
Elf: I think he wanted some PUPPIES!
Last edited by Xero; 11-30-2004 at 07:13 AM.
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