Thread: Ric Flair almost arrested at Buffalo airport
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Old 12-01-2004, 04:49 PM   #24
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[That night in some luggage warehouse.]

GUY #1: Hey!

GUY #2: What?

GUY #1: I just found some guy's bag.

GUY #2: Oh, yeah? What's the tag say?

GUY #1: Uh... [Reads] "Property of the limousine-ridin' jet-flyin' kiss-stealin' wheelin'-dealin' son of a gun." [Turns card over] "Whoo."

GUY #2: Must be a terrorist. Better tell security to persecute some brown people tomorrow.
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