RVD: I know I get high, but this is ridiculoussssss- *SPLAT*
Batista: SON OF A BITCH STOLE OUR IDEA!
The new Eddie-Basham ladder was a huge hit.
Puder: Doing it for the money, hate homos, don't like it... Doing it for the money, hate homos, don't like it...
JBL's Nasty Boy pit drop worked pretty well, until it killed Orlando, then he was screwed.
(JBL Shoots)
JBL: That's the WWE logo bitch! And when you're in MY WWE ring, you can do NOTHING you big evil piece of shit! I WILL BURY YOU, BIATCH!
(After Armageddon)
Taker: You messed with the wrong guy, John... Now you get a taste of your own medicine.
Bradshaw: OKAY! OKAY! I GET IT! I WON'T BURY YOU! NOW GET THAT PINEAPPLE OUT OF MY ASS!
RVD trips off the top rope.
Stevie:
WWE's Queer Guy for the Queer Guy was pretty much over with the fans.
Hardcore: AND THAT'S FOR EATING THE LAST JELLY DONUT!
Seconds later, Booker's belly button ate Eddie in a surprise turn of events.
Ref (Looking and the tron): BOOBIES! *Wave* I SEE ME WITH BOOBIES!
Luther: DOWN, BITCH, DOWN!
Big Show: Think unsexy thoughts... Thinking unsexy thoughts... Think unsexy thoughts...
JBL: YOU'RE HAIR'S ON FIRE! HERE! LET ME STOMP IT OUT!
JBL: Oh yeah... OH YEAH!
Belty: ........ Please stop humping me...
JBL: Okay guys, move over! He's gonna b*BEEP*ow me!