Eddie: I'm sorry I had to break it to you like this....
Booker: But if he's not real then who left the puppy under the tree last year?
You'd react the same way if you smelled a fart who had paid its dues...
JBL: HA! You dumb sumbitch! Now you know why you can't wear roller skates in an ice rink don't you?
Taker: I still don't understand why RVD doesn't fall off his surfboard...
Jericho: You think your shadow-puppet dog is pretty cool, huh? Check out this flock of birds!