And the year's most embarassing moment went to RVD when, during a dramatic leap from the rafters, his tights got stuck in the trusses.
The whole goose-stepping gimmick got out of hand when JBL introduced his new "Skinhead" faction.
Th Bashams help unhook Eddie from the rapelling cable during Year's Most Embarassing Moment #2.
Miz: "Alright, Justice, I know we're dressed up as saucy tarts and all, but next time you put your hand on my ass, I'll kill you."
He may be the world's most unworthy WWE champ, but no one did a Russian Dance better than JBL.
As JBL's promo entered the third hour, Mark Calloway decided to rest his eyes for a second.
RVD: "So, you see... no wires!"
Kenzo: "Whoa!"
God, I knew O-Town was gay, but...
Al Snow wowed the crowd with his "Little Richard" impersonation.
Eddie: "No, seriously man... those chicks we saw earlier on stage, they were men, esse."
Booker: "Oh.... Oh, God. .... OH, GOD...."
Even Referee Nick Patrick was stunned when Mrs. Claus reacted with cat-like reflexes.
Joy had no idea what to do after Luther fell asleep in the middle of his own promo.