Jazz is horrified as Lita suddenly turns into Snuffalufogus and stampedes the returning diva.
Molly: "Didn't know I was double-jointed, did ya?"
Oh that crazy Molly. Lita turns her head one second and what happens? Her hair gets tied to the turnbuckle...
The crowd was stunned as Austin's private bout with narcolepsy had finally been exposed.
Even Goldberg was feeling sorry for Matt. Maybe if he tried hard enough, he could locate that promised push up his ass and pull out for him.
Vince: "So Bill, how do you feel about jobbing to Zack Gowen next week?"
Batista: "D-Von, I'll never let go...I'll never let...hey is that a quarter?"
The look on Batista's face is funnier than anything I can come up with. lol
Bubba tried to warn Batista of the quick sand, but the stupid newbie just wouldn't listen...
Sammy Davis Orton made his long-awaited Raw debut to a less than enthusiastic response...
As Steiner talked Goldberg debated whether or not to tell him about the huge leaf of lettuce stuck in his teeth...
Coach may be getting his fun now, but JR and King knew the lava wave behind him was comin any day now...
Triple H: "Ahhhh...14 seconds...that's a new record..."
When Vince told them to "make love to the microphone" this is not what he had in mind...
After being screwed by a 7 footer and havin the WWE logo slapped on his ass, the time keeper knew exactly what it was like to be Rey Misterio...and Ultimo Dragon...and Billy Kidman...and Spanky...
Hebner was so shocked that he had to run out of the ring after Kane tombstoned Booker T and busted out his rendition of "Shake Your Groove Thing"
Jericho extended the rope, but it was up to the logo to climb to safety.
Jericho (in a high pitched voice): "No I'm OK, you're not squeezing too hard...ass!"
Hebner never could resist the opportunity to give an atomic wedgie...
Trish: "I don't have Attention Deficent Dis...ooh what a pretty shade of blue..."
Batista: "Welcome to the House of Rugs, we have over 100,000 different kinds of rugs. What kind of rug would you like today?"
Austin: "Rugs? I thought this was the House of Beer?"
RVD (in background): "Dude...I thought you said the House of Drugs...what the hell is this I'm smokin?"
Meanwhile Triple H and Orton are just pissed that the attention isn't focused on them....
RVD: "Rob...Van...uhhhhhh...."
Chioda: "Dam, you f&#in stoner!"
RVD: "Oh yeah...Rob...Van...Dude I'm so high!"
As Orton bangs his head against the invisible wall out of boredom, he now knows what the crowd feels like during his promos...