
Vince: Hey Hunter! You forgot this!

Hunter: Daddy, can I have Belty back now?
Vince: No, you need to learn your lesson. You forgot to put the seat down and Steph fell in.
Hunter: But... But...

Vince: I'm WAAAAITING!
Hunter: *DING*

Edge: Can we call this staring contest a tie now?
Randy: NEVER! *Blink* SHIT!

Jericho: What do you mean they forgot my espresso!? *SNNNNORRRRRE*

Chris Jericho and Stevie Richards have a rousing conversation about the brunette in the back.

Jericho: You're name's Chris too!? NO... WAY!
Benoit: You've known me for ten years, are you okay?
Jericho: Duuude, when did you cut your hair?

Lita botches entering the ring.

Ref: SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!
*SPLAT*
Ref: DAMN that was SWEET!

Lita: Me win championship? That's unpossible!

Seconds later, Lita is melted by the liquid fire that's squirting out behind her.