McMahon: Ya lookin' for this, huh, Wonka?? Ya Oompa Lumpa bastard?!
McMahon: I now crown myself champ!
HHH: Last time I checked, I owned this company..
McMahon: Yes, sir. **hands HHH title back**
Vince: Look at me! I got a big nose and I like to screw with the talent, along with the boss's daughter! Blahblahblah!
HHH: ..WAIT A MINUTE! His impression... of Hogan is BRILLIANT! **looks into crowd** SWEET KNIGHTS OF CAMELOT! A TAQUITO VENDOR!
eDGE: Well, isn't that right, Ice... man?
RKO: ...um, what's right? I haven't said anything.
eDGE: You don't know the quote? I thought you knew..
RKO: You think you know me..
eDGE: HEY! ... shut up.
Jericho, embarrased, found out he was the one millionth customer at a local porno store. He wasn't embarrased for being in the store, but was for picking up a copy of "One night in Chyna" for HHH.
Jericho (looking at the ground): HAHA! I should get Eugene drunk more often.
Eugene: HeehHEEHe.. sooooo this is what WWE writers feel like?>.... MENTALLY CHALLENGED GIMMICK FOR ONE TIME TALENTED WRESTLER 2004! ** flops completely **
Jericho: Hey, I like your impression of the Tin-Man from Wizard of Oz.
Benoit: ..glue,glue ... no really, glue.. I can't move!
M. Bison (in crowd): Well, she WOULD botch my move too...
Ref (to himself): He's always here..
Lesnar (in crowd):
... Don't even say it.
Announcer: AND THE NEW WOMEN'S CHAMP..
Lita: I don't want this! I'm just gonna lose it and get it back next month! Please!
Announcer: ... AND NEW CHAMPION... HHH!
HHH (wearing a skirt): HAHA! I TOLD YA I'D DO IT!! I AM THE GAME! ORTON!!
In an incredibly stupid heel turn, Lita powerbombed Belta in a table just to build up a fued with her boyfriend Belty for WM21. In related news, Kane becomes an actor full time after finding out his old job went out of business and he is soon nominated for an Emmy.
end.. mercifully.