Gonna mix these up a lot, random ones are first. The ones toward the end all go together. It'll all make sense later
The new WWE Cartoon Era kicks off with Jazz beating Lita over the head with a giant stuffed chicken leg
(you kinda have to squint your eyes to see what I'm talking about
)
Obviously in a tough spot, Matt Hardy tries to use his tongue to his advantage.
HE LICKED ME!!!
"How does the Rock do it? This eyebrow goes up, but the other one stays down."
Steiner: "Show's over Bill, you don't have to be in character anymore."
"What? Commercial is over already? I was just starting to sit down"
"Nobody can beat Goro!!!"
OK, from here down all go together. I spent a lot of time on this part (I know, it's sad) and it's pretty far down in the thread. I hope somebody reads and enjoys it anyway.
HHH: So Austin, what are you going to do to make things intersting tonight as Co-GM... err, I mean, Sherriff.
Austin: "WWE Party Games"
Orton: "PARTY GAMES?!?!"
Twister just isn't as easy when there's only one color.
Narrarator: "Right foot, black"
Lita, our reigning twister champion, gets frustrated as once again her opponent is given "right foot, black."
The twister finals got very heated as the stakes were raised. Instead of three black spots in the corner, it has been narrowed down to one black spot in the middle of the ring. Competition was fierce as both competitors first move was "lower lip, black"
Ref 1 takes the upper hand in the pin the tail on the superstar competition.
Ref 2 eyes the competitors, he wanted to wait for just the right moment to pin the tail.
He winds up..... and..... VICTORY IS HIS!!!
Kane and Booker T were determined to win the "Tag Team: I Spy" portion of the show.
Jericho and Henry realized that teamwork was the only way they could win as the ref announced "I spy a midcarder who went to the main event and wasn't buried."
No matter how high Henry lifted Jericho, he just couldn't see what the ref was looking for.
Henry and Jericho hang their heads in defeat as the ref reveals that it was a trick question.
AND FINALLY....
In the main event, Orton retains the IC Title in the most hardcore game of musical chairs we've ever witnessed.