Pick from the cream of the crop.
Well, maybe not the cream...
loopydate:
KURT: You call that a vase?!? I should kick your ass!
Transplant:
Tomko: Oh Shit, the Iraqis are attacking from the sky....Operation Human Shield GO!
Xero Limit 126:
The bitch slap from Hell.
trnbuckle:
Angle: Damnit ref, I said shoot him in the ass, not the knee.
Transplant:
After 5 minutes, Maven is eliminated and Snitsky has the upper hand in a triple threat Soul Extracting match.
Rock Bottom:
Benoit: MUST (Yank!) SOLVE (Yank!) SCOOBIE-DOO (Yank!) Mystery!
Corkscrewed:
Here in the unrated adult version of The Polar Express, you see the Santa come to an unfortunate end when his hos finally get tired of his abusive pimping.
Sascha:

Flair: So....which one's career
haven't you started to ruin yet
HHH: Uhhhhhhhh.....