Haas: Ugh... Where am I? What hap... Oh no... What did we do!?
Jackie: .......
Dawn: ......
Haas: OH SHIT! YOU FOUND OUT MY SECRETE, DIDN'T YOU!?
Dawn: ......
Haas: I SWEAR! IT WAS ONE TIME! I WAS DRUNK AND RICO WAS SO HOT TO ME... OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!
Cole: Why is she covering her chest!? What's there to cover!?
Tazz: ... When was the last time you were with a woman?
Cole: Define "last time"...
RVD: YEAH! WOO! WE DID IT! WOOO!
Rey: Ughaboogacheechacoo...
RVD: What the... Did you get into my brownies again!?
Rey: No dude... I didn't... I swear... Now get that pink elephant off my back.
RVD: I have GOT to stop taking drugs if I act like THAT...
JBL: ASS RAPE!
Undertaker: NOOOOOOOOO!
Danny:
Best... Mohawk... Ever...
Carlito: What do you mean I'm out of here!?
Ref: GET OUT! GET OUT NOW!
Jesus (In a loud obnoxious voice):
I THINK HE WANTS YOU TO GET OUT OF THE ARENA SO CHARLIE CAN BEAT ME!
Carlito: .... God I hate you...
Vince:
Eddie: *Tick, tick tick* What? *Tick tick tick* Why am I twitching? *Tick, tick, tick tick* DAMN IT VINCE, STOP IT!
Vince (With remote control in hand): This brain stimulator is fun! *BUZZ*
Big Show: OH MY GOD!
Luther: AHHHHHH!
Ric: Which way is it flicking NOW!?
Big Show and Luther: AHHHHHHH!
Vince: Who gave Ric the Viagra again!?
*BANG*
Kurt: Better?
Show: I think so... *Gets up* *CLICK* No, no, definitely worse...
JBL:
I think he has a boner...
Doug: What?
JBL:
I think he has a boner...
Doug: What!? I can't hear you!
JBL:
TAKER HAS A BONER DAMN IT! Oops!
Taker: *Looks down*
Taker: You want to see a boner!?
JBL: What!?
Taker:
*Zip*
JBL: NOOOO - *BLUB*