Miss Jackie and Dawn Marie's staring contest really inspired Charlie to try one handed wanking.
Hiroko: So thats what happened to the "Jews"?
Rey's face turned orange due to Rob's body odor.
Taker: You are gunna trade Pikachu for Charmander!!! And you will like it!!!
JBL: Never!!!! Charmander is soooooooo cute.
Taker: [strengthens grip.]
Funaki was excited that his human chia pet project actually worked.
The ref however
Ref: It's the border patrol!!!
Carlito and Jesus: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Eddie: Yup its a gray hair.
The result of a Mark Jindrak sex change.

Kurt and Big Show tried real hard to open their M and M amazing bar... but all they did was give Luther diareeah.
JBL: Were not letting that weird kid into our 4 square game.
Bashams: How can we play 4 square with 3 kids?
JBL: Fine. But he has got to stop staring like that.
Taker: That Pikachu was a fake wasn't it?
JBL: I know nothing of the sort.
Taker: [strengthens grip.]