You're right, his hair is silky smooth.
Everyone could see she was distraught after finding out the part of Mulan was taken.
You must be as tall as RVD's arm pit to hold a belt.
The Bashem brothers practice their pick pocket skills for when they are cut from the WWE.
Proof that bald mens heads can be used as a static ball.
Both the ref and Jesus had enough of Carlito and his non-regulation afro.
No one told Eddie that shadow puppets loose their appeal when you have to explain them.
Paul White realizes after watching One Night in China that Shawn Waltman should be knows as the "Big Show"

Show: Gee Kurt, I didn't know you used to be a chiropractor.
JBL: No, Dude. You tell him his zipper is down...
Bow down before the one you serve, You're gonna get what you deserve... (the obvious Nine Inch Nails reference)