Trainer (backstage): Ugh, that blue bastard's getting beat! I told him to subscribe to Nintendo Power magazine ! That's what he gets!
Puder: Oh yeah! I won, I.. crap, doesn't King Hippo come after this guy?? I'm fugged.
Worst. Game of Thumb-wrestling. Ever.
Do what Cena is doing in case of a fire: Use a up-and-comer injured wrestler as a mattress when jumping off to far distances.
Jesus, after 4 hours of trying, gave up on Cena's "Which is a circle" test.
**beep beep... beep beep **
Cena: Tuck fhis stupid car alarm! I'll find it my damn self!
Ref: Here, you're the new champion...
Ghosts: WWWAAAIITTTT.... FUNAKI, WE ARE THE GHOST OF CRUISERWEIGHTS' PAST.... WHAT EVER YOU DO... DON'T TAKE THAT TITLE.. OR YOU WILL END UP LIKE USS....
Funaki: Uh, ok.. WAIT! Noble, Spanky... Ultimo? I don't remember you holding a title here.. where you even here??
Ultimo: .....um, ENJOY VELOCITY HELL, BITCHES! **powerbombs Funaki and leaves**
Heiden: HEIDENROONIE!!!!
The one way you can soothe the dead is of course, by singing them the ol' folk songs.
Heiden: SING US A SONG, YOUR THE PIANO MAN! SING US A SONG TONIGHT! LADEDALADEDAA... SATURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAY!
Security: GET BACK! This man is stuck in Pac-Man power pellet mode! You all would look like blue ghosts to him the way he is now!
He saw the Jackass movie. He knew what he was getting into. Butterbean knew it too. BTW, flowers will be sent to the family of the Miz at..
Angle: Put coal in my stockings, will you... YOU COOKIE-LOVIN' SON OF A BITCH!
Eddie Guerrero = The New Musical Ladders Champion.
Cena: You know what they say in the Army- Never leave your men behind..
Jesus: I thought .. you were a Marine..
Cena: Screw you!
Jesus: No, it's FU..
Voice in background:
IT'S HEIDENREICH!!
Cena: I don't think I can hold this much longer. My doctor told me not to hold useless piece of crap for too long.
[/I would have put a pic of Cena picking up Holly but I can't find one!]
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