B0TCH3D!
Randy: These anti-gravity boots were a BAD idea.
*Edge moves, Orton lands*
Randy: What the fuck!?
Edge: You don't do a frog splash ON MY HEAD!
Randy: Really!? Oh, boy have I been doing it wrong all these years!
Edge's face was starting to come off, and he had to staple it back on before people found out his true identity. Also in the news, Michael Jackson has been missing for the past year every Monday night and occasionally on Sundays.
Eugene: UGH! UGH! UGH! *Looks at Maven's wrist.* What the hell kind of color combination is THAT!?
Gene Snitsky has a very interesting family album. He's always shirtless!
Gene: WOAH!
Lita: My bad! Shouldn't have had those beans I guess!
Gene: I guess not... Woo wee!
Eugene: He know how to point to my knees! Hahaha ha ha haha!
Foley: Wait wait...
*Foley stuffs the entire microphone into his mouth.*
Foley: PATAAAA!
Hassan: I AM NOT PENISLESS!
Foley: I never said you were. I said you were PRICELESS.
Hassan: Oh...
Triple H: Wait. Batista's arm is up. I'm in this match... VIIIIINCE! DAVE DIDN'T LET ME PLAAAAAAYYYY!
Everyone knew it was time for Hogan to retire when he came to the ring at WrestleMania 35.
Bischoff: Okay, which one of you will be champion? Which one. Eenie meanie minie moe. Catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers let him go. Eenie meanie minie moe. *Lands on Benoit* Moe moe moe! TRIPLE H IS THE CHAMPION!
Benoit: SON OF A BI- *Triple H's music hits*