RKO: Look at this! An adult magazine on the mat.
eDge (quickly jumps down and runs away): IT'S NOT MINE.. I SWEAR.. TAXI!!
M. Bison: Damn it! Both are stealing my moves and doing them wrong no doubt.
Fan nearby: You need a job, don't you?
M. Bison: .. I've been sleeping in Sagat's trashbin..
Raiden (in the crowd): Oh, gods! Now he's ripping me off!
eDGE: Hey, isn't that the Highlander there? Hey, hug me, Immortal!
RKO (singing): WHO CAN IT BE??? BELIEVE OR NOT, IT'S JUST ME!!!
eDge: **crying** WHY DOES EVERYONE THROW WATER ON ME AND CALL ME A MOGWAI!!?!?
Maven just couldn't open that new Eugene cookie jar, he just went off into a corner and cried.
Snitsky: It cost extra to see "SpongeBob" with a disembodied head? That Al Snow is such a liar.. I've got "Return of the King: Extended Edition" at home, if you want...
Christy: .........
Snitsky: ... something on your mind???
Never... EVER.. piss off Tim the Enchanter.
or..
The cast of Blade made an appearance on Raw. In a related story, there is a casting call for the next Blade movie.
Tomko: ..What are you doing, Xtian?
Xtian: Reanacting "Reservoir Dogs".
Tomko: Then why are you doing Pac-Man?!
Eugene: STOP POINTING YOUR MOUTH AT MY DAD!!
** mouthing gunshots, all fall down except Tomko **
Tomko: ....
**steals Foley's flannel**
Foley: Talk to the hand cuz the face ain't hearing!
Flair: GAWDdamnSIGNMYBOOK!! DMANGLOFIEFDSTUNTMAN!! **flops**
Hussan: And for the last time, my manager will not say "Whatchu talkin' bout, Willis?" !
Manager: Yeah, ya crazy foo!
The ref does agree with Batista. He is a homo.
Wow.. even the homeless can be World Champion? Where has the credibility gone?
Bischoff: Whoever doesn't look at one another's crotch the longest, wins the title-- Trips? Already?! You're out!
HHH: I can't help it... reminds me of Chy.. I mean, Steph.. yeah, Steph....
end.