With a routine like that, is it really any question why Edge and Randy are the World Ballroom Dancing Champions?
Their Asian style wire suspended martial arts moves, however, needed a bit of help.
In Ultimate Miming, Randy pretends to swim through a crystal blue sea while Edge suddenly spots a pearl in an oyster.
Sadly, Edge WAS determined to make his face stay that way.
OR
Chyna (offscreen): "Oh baby yes!!!"
X-Pac (offscreen): "Suck it!"
Edge: "Never. Call Rhyno. A turd. Again."
Try as he might, Maven couldn't untwist his Eugene Lifedoll to get the special prize inside.
Whoa! Al Snow's buffer than ever and he's got Head back!!! And she's HOT!!!
Gene: "No... no! There's no way I could have gotten here so fast after being pushed so much!!!"
Ultimo, Mordecai, Christian: "Join the club."
Christian took offense to Mick "Point to the Smallest Penis" Foley.
Foley: "Ah, I see you are new! I will speak in the language that you Indians understand.... *ahem* How! In English, that's called 'Hello!'"
"We're not Indian, you stupid turd. Heck... even if we were... WRONG INDIAN!!!!"
Ref: "Oh god, Hunter, you look terrible. You alright?"
Triple H: "L--last night... Batista was... the MAN!!!!" *breaks down crying*
You couldn't tell it by his face, but Bischoff was ecstatic that Russo was the new RAW booker.
Batista looked into the sky and counted down. In ten seconds, the comets would rain down upon the others and leave him the sole wrestler fit to hold the championship. Five... four... three...