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Originally Posted by Mayo
I choose Kamala for #3
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Oh yeah, there are some of you out there who think "Kamala's such a lovable character." what with his gibberish and his delightful belly slapping, but I bet you didn't know the true man behind the character. The so called James Harris. Maybe you recall back when HHH first started getting involved in backstage politics, people called him a "young Jimmy Harris"....well there you go!
FACT: 1983! Kamala shot on Andre the Giant during his pre-WWF days. Why? He says "Andre called me a Dumb S-O-B", But look at the facts, people! He totally squashed Andre because he refused to sell anything! Next thing you know, he's working for the WWF! Insane!
Fact: Eating a Live Chicken. That chicken wasn't even harmed! The expression on Vinnie Mac's face only showed how impressed he was with Harris, but let's face facts, people...that chicken was nothing more than the oppression of future workers like Bret Hart! No more could anyone use a "I'm crazy and I think I'm a chicken!" gimmick, because Kamala was too busy holding that gimmick down, saying in his gibberish "I eat chickens for breakfast!
Fact: The guy's buddy buddy with Hogan. HOGAN! Here's the quote: "Hogan's a sweetheart," he said. "I never worked with many world champions, and he was the only guy that I felt comfortable working with. I could just do what I wanted. We'd still have good matches, I always wanted to have good matches, but he was the easiest guy to work with." Easy to work with because the two of you were MONOPOLIZING the backstage!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!! [/crazy]
Sure the guy didn't get paid squat for anything, but that's besides the point! He's held down everyone! When did Bret Hart debut his chicken gimmick? NEVER! and it's all because of Kamala!