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Originally Posted by Savior
Butt sex for # 1
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An ode to Butt sex:
Hardy's my name,
with Intensity you can't stop
Ladders are my game,
And on the game I'm always atop....
I once did a spot,
so the little girls would flirt
Oh Botch! Skillful I'm not!
I fell. Oh the pain, the Hurt!
WIth the pain I did Sob
My opponent below...I didn't detect 'im
I fell right on his knob
It punctured my rectum
So now I'm a sleeze
And wrestle for the NWA
but I beg you please
Stop calling me gay!