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Originally Posted by 3:16
Dude Love for #3
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Oh please! I find it hard to believe that you don't already know the story about Dude love. Let's look at his history:
Dude love was cultivated in Mick Foley's youth as the star of one of two home movies made by mick and his friends. The creation would eventually turn into an unstoppable monster who consumed power everywhere he went. YOu see, Mick Foley was a lovable guy most of the time. But when he became "the Dude" he stomped his way to the top. Even in his own video, he couldn't put over "Big Dick Zucker" while he was being "sadimized" by the heel.
He insisted that women everywhere must still be infatuated with himself. Not only that, but he also declared himself the world champion, despite the fact that he never actually pinned the current champion! Mick Foley saw the monster that he was becoming and quickly snuffed the character out, giving rise to a new character: Cactus Jack, and later Mankind...but Love couldn't be held down. Not by those hacks at least......
He came out again, and again, Holding down the other two personas and even attempting to rise to the top of the WWF heap, declaring himself Steve Austin's tag team championship partner over SHAWN MICHAELS! Shawn Michaels, as many of you may recall, screwed Bret Hart out of his world title. He is responcible for the most famous screwjob in history, and that cold bastard Dude Love even screwed HIM over.
Dude Love is the scurge of the Wrestling industry. If he wasn't screwing over other wrestlers, he was screwing all of us over....having pre-maritals with our mothers, stealing our smiles, anything he could do to get his hippie kicks. We can't be too thankful that he's out of our lives forever.
But the next time Mick Foley comes to another WWE Event, just remember who's lurking beneath that shaggy hair, waiting to throw on a tie-died headband and FUCK US ALL OVER!!!!!!!